HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.!!!!!!!!
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A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)
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Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply?
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Gir l: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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| Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!� ��. |
| Girl:It's 2 tight Bo y:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can't, Gal:It's painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We'll buy new WEDDING RING! | |||||||
| .............................................................................................. | NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST................................................................ |
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